Sink your teeth into British absurdity with this irresistibly soft tee featuring the fictional Whizzo Chocolate Co. logo—home of the crunchy frog! Inspired by Monty Python’s famously twisted sketch, this vintage distressed design from ScriptedBrand pays tribute to the most questionable confections in comedy history. Printed on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex t-shirt combines offbeat humor with all-day comfort and style.
Why this shirt is sweeter than a ram’s bladder cup:
Buttery-soft fabric: 100% combed cotton that’s light, breathable, and soft enough for sensitive sketch writers.
Vintage distressed design: Gives the logo that aged, authentic look—like it’s been in a dusty corner of the Whizzo warehouse.
Unisex fit: A modern cut that flatters Python fans of all types (whether or not you’re wearing false teeth).
Made to last: High-quality stitching and pre-shrunk fabric ensure it holds up after many washes (even if your inspector doesn’t).
Available in 5 colors: Choose from Forest, Military Green, Army, Black, or White to match your Ministry-approved wardrobe.
Perfect for Monty Python fans, collectors of fictional brands, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh and a soft tee, this shirt is ideal for casual wear, comedy shows, or low-stakes candy inspections. Great as a gift—or just wear it and see who gets the reference. (Warning: May cause spontaneous quoting.)
This product is a fan-made parody design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any third-party brand. We don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. Nevertheless, if you encounter any issues with your order, feel free to reach out to us directly.
