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Portal Aperture Labs The Cake is a Lie Vintage Unisex TShirt

Portal Aperture Labs The Cake is a Lie Vintage Unisex TShirt

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Unlock your inner test subject style with this vintage-style The Cake Is a Lie tee, inspired by the Portal and Portal 2 video games. Featuring the iconic Aperture Laboratories shutter logo wrapped around the hauntingly hilarious phrase, this shirt is the perfect nod to gaming’s most beloved inside joke. Whether you escaped GLaDOS once or a dozen times, this shirt is for you.

Product Highlights:

  • 🧵 Premium Comfort – Crafted from 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton for a breathable, ultra-soft feel.

  • 🎮 Gamer-Approved Design – Features a vintage distressed Aperture logo with the cult-favorite quote “The Cake Is a Lie.”

  • 💪 Modern Unisex Fit – Tailored silhouette that flatters all shapes and sizes—perfect for everyday wear or gaming marathons.

  • 🌀 Vibrant & Durable Print – High-quality printing ensures long-lasting colors and graphic detail, even after wash cycles.

  • 🎨 5 Color Options – Available in Black, Navy Blue, Steel Blue, Burnt Orange, and Athletic Grey to suit your test chamber aesthetic.

This shirt is the perfect pick for fans of the Portal series who want to showcase their clever taste in gaming references while staying stylish and comfortable. Whether you’re solving physics puzzles or just heading out for coffee, this tee is ideal for casual wear, gifting, or conning your Outie into believing there actually is cake.

This product is a fan-made parody design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any third-party brand. We don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. Nevertheless, if you encounter any issues with your order, feel free to reach out to us directly.

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