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Severance Pip's Bar & Grill Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt
Severance Pip's Bar & Grill Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt
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Take your fandom off the severed floor and into the real world with this vintage-style Pip’s Bar & Grill t-shirt, inspired by the Apple TV series Severance. Designed by ScriptedBrand, this Comfort Colors 1717 tee channels the low-lit, off-duty vibes of the only place in town where innies and outies might finally agree on something—a cold drink. With a soft, broken-in feel and retro charm, this shirt looks like it’s been your favorite for years… even if you can’t remember buying it.
Why it’s your next go-to tee:
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Garment-dyed softness: 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton offers that perfectly faded, worn-in feel from day one.
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Heavyweight durability: At 6.1 oz/yd², it’s built for comfort and long-lasting wear.
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Relaxed fit: Ideal for lounging, layering, or dropping truth bombs over deviled eggs.
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Pre-shrunk & seamless: No shrink surprises. Just classic, consistent sizing.
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4 mellow colors: Midnight, Blue Jean, White, and Granite—each as versatile as Dylan’s side-eye.
Perfect for fans of Severance who know Pip’s isn’t just a bar—it’s a beacon. Whether you’re pouring coffee at home or processing waffle party trauma with friends, this shirt lets everyone know you’re loyal to Lumon…but only after hours. Pair it with your favorite denim or joggers and enjoy life outside the office—even if you’re not supposed to.
This product is a fan-made parody design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any third-party brand. We don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. Nevertheless, if you encounter any issues with your order, feel free to reach out to us directly.









