Bring order to chaos with this bold blue tote bag featuring the iconic retro computer workstation from Severance and the mantra: “The Work is Mysterious and Important.” Whether you’re carrying files, finger traps, or the weight of your dual existence, this bag is built to handle it all—on or off the severed floor.
Product Features:
Double-sided design – Graphic printed on both sides to remind everyone that yes, the work is mysterious and important.
Durable material – 100% polyester body resists wear and dries quickly, no matter what you’re carrying.
Reinforced handles – Sturdy stitching for long-lasting strength—even if you’re toting in macrodata refinement stress.
Boxed corners – More room for all your mysteriously important items (or snacks).
Easy to clean – Non-woven laminate interior makes it easy to wipe away any overtime coffee spills.
Perfect for fans of Severance who want to carry their essentials with a little corporate existential flair. Ideal for commuting, shopping, or just signaling to the world that you’re doing the work—whatever it may be.
We don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. Nevertheless, if you encounter any issues with your order, feel free to reach out to us directly through Etsy. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
