Dieter Eagan National Forest T-Shirt – Inspired by Severance
Step into the mystery of Woe’s Hollow with this Dieter Eagan National Forest t-shirt, inspired by Severance. Featuring a distressed vintage-style graphic, this design mimics the classic U.S. National Forest signage while subtly nodding to the infamous ORTBO retreat. Whether you’re an Outie exploring nature or an Innie trying to recall what a tree even looks like, this Bella+Canvas 3001 t-shirt is the perfect blend of comfort, style, and corporate mystery. Available in Sage Green, Military Green, Dark Gray Heather, Tan, and Heather Storm, this minimalist yet clever design is perfect for any Severance fan who loves a deep-cut reference.
Why You’ll Love This T-Shirt:
✔ Ultra-Soft & Lightweight – Made from 100% premium cotton, this tee feels smooth, breathable, and perfect for everyday wear.
✔ Authentic Distressed Design – The Dieter Eagan National Forest graphic features a worn-in, vintage effect just like real national park signs.
✔ Modern Unisex Fit – Designed for both men and women, making it the perfect casual tee for layering or standalone wear.
✔ Durable & High-Quality Print – The fade-resistant ink ensures that your Severance merch remains crisp, wash after wash.
✔ Available in 5 Nature-Inspired Colors – Choose from Sage Green, Military Green, Dark Gray Heather, Tan, or Heather Storm for an earthy, retro look.
Perfect for Fans of Severance & Outdoor Aesthetics
This Dieter Eagan National Forest t-shirt is ideal for fans of Severance who appreciate subtle, lore-inspired designs. Whether you’re wearing it to a company retreat, hiking through Woe’s Hollow, or just adding a low-key nod to your fandom, this tee is the perfect blend of pop culture and classic outdoor aesthetics.
Order now and embrace the mystery of Lumon’s corporate retreats—just don’t stray too far from the group!
We don't take any returns, exchanges or cancellations on our items because everything is custom printed on demand, so please be sure to check the size chart before ordering. However, if there are any problems with your order please contact us directly. GPSR information: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Bella+Canvas, 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
