Dieter Eagan National Forest Sweatshirt – Inspired by Severance
Step into the mysterious world of Woe’s Hollow with this Dieter Eagan National Forest sweatshirt, inspired by Severance. Designed to resemble vintage U.S. National Forest signs, this distressed, retro-style graphic subtly nods to Lumon’s infamous corporate retreats and the eerie ORTBO experience. Whether you’re layering up for a cold company-sponsored getaway or just love a good outdoorsy aesthetic, this Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend sweatshirt is your go-to for warmth, comfort, and corporate-approved relaxation. Available in Graphite Heather, Military Green, Black, Sand, and Dark Chocolate, this design is perfect for low-key fandom wear with a nostalgic twist.
Why You’ll Love This Sweatshirt:
✔ Ultra-Soft & Cozy Fabric – Made from a 50% U.S. cotton / 50% polyester blend, ensuring warmth without sacrificing breathability.
✔ Authentic Distressed Design – The Dieter Eagan National Forest graphic mimics classic wooden national park signs, giving it a timeless, worn-in look.
✔ Classic Unisex Fit – A versatile, relaxed fit that looks great on men and women, perfect for layering or solo wear.
✔ Durable & Fade-Resistant Print – Designed to hold up wash after wash, so your Severance merch stays looking sharp.
✔ Available in 5 Earthy Colors – Choose from Graphite Heather, Military Green, Black, Sand, or Dark Chocolate for a rugged, nature-inspired aesthetic.
Perfect for Fans of Severance & Outdoor Aesthetics
This Dieter Eagan National Forest sweatshirt is ideal for fans of Severance who love deep-cut references, national park-inspired apparel, and cozy, stylish gear. Whether you’re wearing it for a casual day out, a hiking trip to Woe’s Hollow, a company retreat, or just lounging at home, this sweatshirt lets you carry a piece of Lumon’s world with you—without signing any contracts.
Order now and gear up for your next ORTBO retreat—just don’t wander too far from the group!
We don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. Nevertheless, if you encounter any issues with your order, feel free to reach out to us directly through Etsy. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
