Show your allegiance to Lumon Industries with this vintage-style Department of Choreography & Merriment long-sleeve shirt—because who says severed life can’t have a little flair? Designed by ScriptedBrand and inspired by the cult-hit Apple TV show Severance, this bold graphic pays tribute to the most enthusiastic, rhythm-forward department on the severed floor. Whether you’re dancing for wellness or marching toward corporate unity, this ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3501 long-sleeve tee brings both comfort and character to your wardrobe.
Why you’ll want to twirl in this shirt:
Ridiculously soft feel: Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton makes it cozy enough for both innies and outies.
Lightweight & breathable: Great for layering at work, home, or the next egg drop ceremony.
Retail-quality fit: Tailored with a modern silhouette that runs true to size.
Durable & stylish: Pre-shrunk with a tear-away label—so nothing distracts from your merriment.
Available in 4 Severance-ready colors: Choose from Athletic Heather Grey, Royal Blue, Asphalt, and White.
Perfect for fans of Severance, lovers of quirky fictional departments, or anyone who dreams of leading a corporate parade, this shirt is your wearable badge of Lumon loyalty. Ideal for binge-watching, workplace rebellion, or as a conversation starter with fellow Eagan loyalists. Now let’s all enjoy this moment equally.
This product is a fan-made parody design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any third-party brand. We don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. Nevertheless, if you encounter any issues with your order, feel free to reach out to us directly.
