Celebrate the strange joys of the office with this vintage-style Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirt, featuring the Department of Choreography & Merriment logo from the TV show Severance. Designed by ScriptedBrand and printed in a lightly distressed style, this tee blends corporate absurdity with weekend-ready comfort. Whether you’re dancing for data or just vibing on your deck, this shirt delivers ironic flair with a soft, broken-in feel.
Why you’ll love it:
100% garment-dyed U.S. cotton: Heavyweight and ultra-soft for an authentically vintage look and feel.
Relaxed fit: Built for comfort during leisurely weekends, ironic office parties, or waffle parties.
Pre-shrunk fabric: Keeps its size and shape even after multiple washes.
Distressed print: Retro graphic styling that looks like it’s been through several Lumon wellness sessions.
Color options: Available in Royale Caribe, Chambray, White, and Granite to match any mood or MDR aesthetic.
This shirt is for Severance superfans, lovers of dark office comedy, or anyone who appreciates a good company-sponsored dance break. Pair it with jeans, joggers, or your innie uniform—just don’t forget to do a little jig while you’re at it.
This product is a fan-made parody design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any third-party brand. We don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. Nevertheless, if you encounter any issues with your order, feel free to reach out to us directly.
