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  • Female model wearing an asphalt grey colored soft Bella+Canvas 3001 short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic of the fictional Pig Burgers logo from the movie Better Off Dead, along with the Van Halen singing hamburger playing guitar, with the small subhead phrase EVERYBODY WANTS SOME. The graphic is designed in a vintage distressed style, sold by ScriptedBrand.
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  • Front view of an athletic heather grey colored soft Bella+Canvas 3001 short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic of the fictional Pig Burgers logo from the movie Better Off Dead, along with the Van Halen singing hamburger playing guitar, with the small subhead phrase EVERYBODY WANTS SOME. The graphic is designed in a vintage distressed style, sold by ScriptedBrand.
  • Female model wearing a heather red colored soft Bella+Canvas 3001 short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic of the fictional Pig Burgers logo from the movie Better Off Dead, along with the Van Halen singing hamburger playing guitar, with the small subhead phrase EVERYBODY WANTS SOME. The graphic is designed in a vintage distressed style, sold by ScriptedBrand.
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Better Off Dead Pig Burgers Logo Van Halen Vintage T-Shirt

Better Off Dead Pig Burgers Logo Van Halen Vintage T-Shirt

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Channel the glory days of ‘80s cult comedy and rock ‘n roll with this soft Bella+Canvas 3001 tee featuring the Pig Burgers logo from Better Off Dead. Front and center is the unforgettable Van Halen-singing hamburger—complete with guitar and attitude—alongside the phrase EVERYBODY WANTS SOME in true vintage distressed style. Whether you’re reliving your favorite John Cusack scenes or just want to rock a shirt that screams retro awesome, this tee delivers major nostalgia.

Product Highlights:

  • Premium Comfort – Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel all day long.

  • Vintage Vibes – Distressed print gives the tee a lived-in, classic look—like it’s been your favorite since ‘85.

  • Unisex Fit – Modern cut designed to flatter every fan, from casual wearers to full-on movie buffs.

  • Versatile Style – Pairs perfectly with jeans, joggers, or your favorite flannel for that off-duty rockstar look.

  • Three Classic Colors – Available in Asphalt Grey, Athletic Heather Grey, and Heather Red to match any mood or wardrobe.

This t-shirt is made for fans of Better Off Dead, John Cusack devotees, and Van Halen enthusiasts who remember when burgers could sing and claymation ruled the screen. Wear it to your next retro movie night, a ‘80s party, or whenever you want to show off your superior taste in cult cinema. Great as a fan gift or as your own ironic throwback essential.

We don't take any returns, exchanges or cancellations on our items because everything is custom printed on demand, so please be sure to check the size chart before ordering. However, if there are any problems with your order please contact us directly. Pig Burgers t-shirt, Better Off Dead shirt, Van Halen hamburger tee, 80s movie merchandise, John Cusack fan gift, vintage style apparel. GPSR information: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Bella+Canvas, 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean.

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