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Better Off Dead Everybody Wants Some Vintage T-Shirt

Better Off Dead Everybody Wants Some Vintage T-Shirt

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Bring on the absurd ’80s nostalgia with this Better Off Dead-inspired tee featuring the legendary Van Halen hamburger mid-shred, screaming “EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!” Designed by ScriptedBrand in a vintage distressed style, this throwback captures the cult-classic chaos in all its beefy glory. Whether you’re team John Cusack or just love a talking burger with moves, this is your backstage pass to retro cool.

• Ultra-soft comfort – Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a breathable, lightweight feel that’s great for everyday wear.

• Iconic graphic – Features the “Everybody Wants Some” guitar-playing hamburger in a worn, vintage style for that perfect lived-in look.

• Unisex fit – Modern retail fit that runs true to size and flatters all body types—just like a burger that sings.

• Durable quality – Pre-shrunk and finely knit for a smooth surface and long-lasting wear, no matter how many burgers you eat.

• Easy care – Machine washable and fade-resistant so the design stays bold even after countless spins in the wash.

Perfect for fans of Better Off Dead, John Cusack, or Van Halen’s greatest hamburger cameo in cinematic history. This tee is your go-to for movie nights, band reunions, or any time you want to confuse your friends in the best way possible. Great for layering or rocking solo—just like a rockstar lunch.

This product is a fan-made parody design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any third-party brand. We don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations on our custom-printed items since they’re made on demand. Therefore, please thoroughly review the size chart before placing your order. Nevertheless, if you encounter any issues with your order, feel free to reach out to us directly.

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